Guess what? That’s right, you can win a Bushmaster Cyclone Bong or a Mini Cyclone Bong!


Bushmaster Cyclone Bong


I have one of each to give away here and now, and they won’t even be available to buy for another couple of months yet.


All you have to do to enter the draw is to leave a comment on this page, just a quick sentence about anything, but it must mention some kind of extreme weather (no matter how tenuously). There’s no point to this other than to make the comments a little more interesting for me to read, rather than twenty posts saying “Yes I’d like to win the bong please”, the novelty of which can surprisingly wear off after a bit. 







So there you go. By this time tomorrow, two lucky peeps will be the owners of these Hurricane knock-offs, I mean these Bushmaster Cyclone Bongs.


Bushmaster Mini Cyclone Bong


Cyclones Are Not a Toy
Cyclones Are Not a Toy


  • Orlando

    cyclone bong yeahhhh!!!!!! isn’t that the name of a wrestler? or was hurricane bong? Extreme weather: a bmx rain

  • kevin

    Yeah this bong would be great for me I live in florida US and there’s always massive hurricanes and I know that I would toke this cyclone bong when the hurricanes come 🙂

  • oliver elliott

    this would be amazing for me id love to huff this beauty in a storm down on the beach looking out onto the twisters we get here there huge!
    some of my friends go hurricane chasing so id love to tag along and huff this one out side with 90 mph winds
    what an experience that would be
    you are invited to come if you want even if i dont win
    x oli

  • oxo

    This would be great to use in some artic conditions.. Bring on the extreme snow haha!!

    Tom:”Do you have an umbrella.”
    Ollie:”Had one.”
    Tom:”Where is it?”
    Ollie:”Inside out two miles away”


  • Luke Gardner

    Well I for one would like to see how it performs in a blizzard or three. That ought to cool your smoke a treat I reckon. Unless your water froze. But! looking at the thing, their both on a little tripod type of arrangement so you could put like a tea light or something underneath to melt the ice.

    Either way, they’d look totally boss with some frosted glass.

  • Rich

    Storm in a teacup? More like vortex in a bong!

    I actually owned one of these till a few weeks ago when some EXTREME WIND (or maybe an elbow) pushed it off my coffee table.

    Still got the bowl + stem though which I used in another homemade bottle bong.

  • Stephan

    ooohw, this would go great with the trash weed thats always around here in Norway. Would be smooth for my throat :>

  • Alvin Olmos

    this would be a great bong to have here in cali where the weather gets to 115 degrees Fahrenheit and 40+mph winds during summer and it gets cold as heck in the winter

  • Hamesh

    Light the bowl on the sun, and give off smoke bigger than a torpedo gust!

    oxo – u feckin kidding me?! not contempt with your new 150pound vaporiser? sheesh! :S

  • Spence

    Yesterday it hit close to 95 degrees in the boston area. thats warmer than it usually gets in july around here. it was ridiculous and extremely uncomfortable. Im pretty sure we broke a few records yesterday =)

  • derrick

    its raining really hard and the clouds are dark as hell looks like theres a hurricane i need this bong to lighten up my day

  • oxo

    Hamesh :(… no need to single me out. i was told im more then welcome to enter more competions, doesn’t mean i will win again. Sorry if i have offended you.

    But i do believe i have just the same right as you to enter.

  • Reece

    WOW that’s cool….would help me through my shit-storm, <—– (bad weather) which is my uni exams 🙁

  • madavik07

    Out here in Cali, we dont have cyclones or hurricanes. Just the hot hot summer sun. I wanna feel the power of a cyclone!

  • Nick

    Shoulda been called a tornado bong, cuz that thing lifted me and my friends what felt like 100 feet into the air and threw us somewhere where we couldn’t get up for hours. i hope that’s enough of an extreme weather mention. if not, maybe it would be cooler if an ice storm was involved.

  • Jake Smith

    Is it just me, or is it getting HOT in here with these comments… XD I forgot to say something snazzy about the weather. Hope this counts!

    Awesome giveaways EDIT!

  • Luke

    I was going to order this a while ago, but there was an extremely vicious, hectic, brutal and unforgiving tornado that showed up out of nowhere & cut my power off just as I clicked the ‘Confirm Payment’ button. I was upset to say the least.

  • Marius

    I live in norway and im tired of sitting on the porch smoking a homemade bottle bong in a snowstorm.

  • Matthew

    Fun fact : A cyclone is written and said the same way in french and in english! Yay!

    And so is a blizzard!

    But not a tornado (damn)

  • Chris

    My roommate and I go to school in south Louisiana so we know a thing or two about a big cyclone, help us ride out the next big storm with a cyclone of our own.

    Geaux Tigers!!!

  • Slate L

    cant really think of anything snazzy but is it kinda rainin hard over here 😀 dik i hope this one will count

  • Bill

    Women and hurricanes have a lot in common…

    When they come, they’re wet and wild.
    When they leave, you discover that they took your house and car!

  • John

    After not winning the last contest a dark rain cloud has come over my life.
    Please help bring some sunshine back in my life guys.
    If I can win this doppelgänger bong my life will be complete.

  • nick cruz

    Id love to hit the cyclone durin those nasty hurricanes and high force winds that are coming in a month here in florida. as long as i have one of these i would never evacuate!

  • Comet

    Local Doppler radar shows a cyclone heading my direction. I have some preps but throwing a better cyclone against the one rolling my way may just be enough to avert disaster for me and my precious ROORs.


  • howe

    where i came from, never had hurricanes and crazy weathers before until earlier this year! houses toppled down cause of soil erosion. it all sucked… would be nice to have this bong so smoke the damned hurricanes away!

  • Andrew de Voil

    What do a hurricane, a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

    Someone’s going to lose their trailer…

    i think a joke HAD to happen, so… yeah 😀

  • Andrew de Voil

    oh i had to do another

    Three women are about to be executed by firing squad. One”s a brunette, one”s a redhead, and one”s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim!”

    Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”

    Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

    The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim!”

    Suddenly the redhead yells, “tornado!!!”

    Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

    By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim!”

    And the blonde yells, “FIRE!!!”

  • Tony

    apples, onions, and potatos all taste the same the difference is created by the smell, plug your nose and eat an apple

  • matt

    so yo it was madddddddd fuckin hot up here in the 02465, like we’re talkin 90 degrees plus uknowumsayin. we dont even get spring or fall anymore here in new england, just winter and summer. help a brotha out with a bizzzzongggggggggggg

  • FU420RL

    Yo dawg I herd yo like tokin in extreme weather, so i put yo cyclone in a cyclone so yo can toke in a tropical storm.

  • Luc Synette

    A good sized thunder cloud can contain a mass weighing of about 8,750,000,000 lbs. (That’s the weight of ten-thousand 747 jet airliners.

    ;O Imagine all that rain dropping down at once !

    PS. How much do you thing that picture of the cloud under the bong up there weighs

  • Shane Batter

    with this intensifying heat i can light up the cyclone bong without a magnifying glass lol 🙂

  • Shane Batter

    with this intensifying heat i can light up the cyclone bong without a magniying glass lol 🙂

  • Crystal

    I want to win this bong cuz i live in a torando alley and we torando alot here and i would like to somke out of it then we have a torando and its storming now and it going to keep storming till sat they say.

    thank i hope to win

  • Locutuz

    Oh the weather outside is frightful.
    But this bong would be so delightful.
    And since we all love to smoke.
    Let us toke..let us toke..let us toke.


  • Alexis

    theres a bunch of hurricanes and tornados here and i would like to smoke out of the cyclone and die high if anything

  • Adamz

    Extreme weather? Yesterday, it was 95 degrees. Broke the record for spring weather. Today? 50 degrees. you could say wtf mehn

  • Feltros

    Last christmas my university ran a snowboarding trip to the far edge of France (border with italy). I missed getting a place on the bus and drunkenly one night decided me and my mate would drive instead.
    Having been awake for 36 hours, driving solidly for 28 hours across nearly 1000 miles stopping only twice, we find ourselves in a complete whiteout blizzard at 15,000ft on a mountain in the middle of nowhere… And the snowchains refuse to go on 😛

    4 hours later, mild hypothermia (my friends lips were blue for a week after this), and 1 broken tyre chain later we made it up the mountain and tried to get the keys for our apartment at 2am in a blizzard on the top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere…. now thats a different story altogether 😛

  • Ty Garza

    damn hurricane season is fuckin crazily dope just like the new hurricane knock off im going to win

  • MrNice

    Wow, 2 giveaways that quick? You’re most generous person I’ve ever seen online. Great site, been looking here for years man!
    -Mr. Nice

  • Brian

    “It was autumn, and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be moderate, cold. or mild. Since he had always been in society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked,
    “Is the coming winter going to be cold?”
    “It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,” the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
    So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again.
    “Is it going to be a very cold winter?”
    “Yes,” the man at National Weather Service again replied, “it’s going to be a very cold winter.”
    The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again.
    “Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?”
    “Absolutely,” the man replied. “It’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever.”
    “How can you be so sure?” the Chief asked.
    The weatherman replied, “The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!””

    I thought you would like that one…


  • Brian


    Whether the weather be fine

    Or whether the weather be not,

    Whether the weather be cold

    Or whether the weather be hot,

    We’ll weather the weather

    Whatever the weather,

    Whether we like it or not.

  • Admin1

    RIGHT! That’s it, no more entries after this post or I’ll spend the whole day on it. We’ll get the draw done at some point and post it up for you to bear witness. Good luck everybody (well, to two of you at least).

  • Well since these are Hurricane knock-offs…This August I was forced to evacuate New Orleans becuase of Hurricane Gustav (True story)!

  • There once was a man from Pompeii
    who loved to smoke weeds all day
    One evening the floor beneath rumbled
    he went to grab his bowl but stumbled
    it fell to the ground
    with a terrible sound
    Now when 4:20 comes he’s humbled

  • Thomas

    me and my boys went outside one night for a [herbal cigarette],it was a very windy night anyway as my friend when to spark his [herbal cigarette] a police man walked round the corner and nicked us.when we got back to the station we all got strip searched unluckyenuff for me to have a 10bud inbetween my penius and scrotum sack,as i when to pull my trousers up it fell out right infront of the copper…..a slap on the wrist and a few hours in the cell and i was out the next morning to get home to a big boy [herbal cigarette]. This is just a funny story i would like to share thanks

  • Nem Tudom

    its hard to smoke in the middle of a cyclone 🙂 but if you have a cyclone it gets easier 🙂 hopefully 😀

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