Merry Christmas to Almost Everybody!

Everybody have a great Christmas now. You all be having a wonderful few days during this seasonal time. May the winter solstice deliver peace and goodwill to all of you and then take it back as soon as Christmas ends. Let us openly rejoice with each other at this poignant time, at this, the very death knell of December. Let us also remember the baby Jesus. Remembered? Good, now let’s get pissed.

If you do not celebrate Christmas then you have no excuse for getting drunk, therefore you should stay off the booze tonight and then you can drive the rest of us home afterwards. Ha-har! Feeling Christmassy now? I thought so.

So Chrimbo greetings to one and all!

Wait, wait, wait… Not to Alan Johnson. He can merry his own bloody Christmas.



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15 thoughts on “Merry Christmas to Almost Everybody!”

  1. Merry Christmas EDIT! Let’s hope 2010 brings lots of giveaways πŸ˜‰

    Hope you all have a high Christmas πŸ˜€

  2. Merry Christmas tot hose who celebrate it, and to everybody that doesn’t (like me) happy holidays and a happy new year!

  3. Yep, it’s pretty crazy down there. Online retail workers really love Christmas. More work and less time to do it in. Woohoo!

  4. I rang the office a few times but no answer. I’ll be making an order today before 420, hopefully will be posted out today πŸ™‚

  5. Hmm, there’s definitely a couple of people in Customer Service, should be up to about 5:30/6pm.

    Give me your order number on here and I’ll try and make sure it goes out. There are so many orders out there at the moment though – we’re doing our best to get through as many as we can. They’ve been been doing pretty good in the warehouse so far as well.

  6. Nice one – it’s being packed as I type this. You should have your tracking number sent to you within the next 30/60 minutes. After that it’s down to the good men and women of the Royal Mail.


  7. Order arrived this AM, thanks EDIT!

    It’s like Christmas morning all over again every time your box arrives πŸ™‚

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