Golf: Masters Round-Up

 

 

Golf Masters

 

Some wealthy white fellows walk around. They pay unusual amounts of attention to the only black gentleman in the vicinity. There’s some waggling of hips, a few nice swooshing sounds, and they walk around a bit more. Some standing around and looking at the grass. A fat bloke raises his hands at the end and everybody claps. They give him some clothes and he is pleased.

This lasts a few days.

 

Three Stooges Golf Masters

 

A rich man pretends he is sporty
A rich man pretends he is sporty

 

Some traditionalists felt the Augusta course was too easy
Some traditionalists felt the Augusta course was too easy this year

 

Well-trained and, most importantly, happy, tortoises can produce up to three golf balls a week
Well-trained and, most importantly, happy, tortoises can produce up to three golf balls a week

 

Maybe golf ain't all bad
Golf is not just a game for men, but also a tool for exploiting the lovely bums of our sisterfolk. So it ain't all bad.

 

Life seems just that little bit more worthwhile when you see pictures like this
Life seems just that little bit more worthwhile when you see pictures like this

 

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