Gas Mask Bongs

Gas Mask Bong

Gas Mask Bongs with adjustable head straps to fit comfortably around most heads (maybe not Bono’s). There’s no escaping the hit when you buy a Gas Mask Bong – it’s literally in your face!

Don’t forget to close your eyes unless you like them red and watering. Or get a smaller pair of swimming goggles and wear them underneath the Gas Mask Bong so you can watch the face mask bong fill with smoke before your very eyes and all around them too.

A Gas Mask Bong fills with smoke
A Gas Mask Bong fills with smoke

The acrylic tube of this particular face mask bong pictured below is easily detachable so you can fix the mask bong to any glass bong or steamroller pipe with a similar tube diameter that will fit snugly into the filter hole of the Gas Mask Bong.

There will soon be additional tubes you can purchase for the Gas Mask Bong, including a sealed glass tube with a lift-off glass bowl. Acrylic options include ‘steamroller’ designs that are open-ended so you block the end with your hand when you hit it, much like a steamroller pipe.

Gas Mask Bongs: they're in your face
Gas Mask Bongs: they’re in your face
Gas Mask Bongs are the future of female facewear
Gas Mask Bongs are the future of female facewear

 

WARNING: Use face mask bongs responsibly. Do not buy Gas Mask Bongs for children, pregnant women or anyone operating heavy machinery. Driving under the influence of a face mask bong is right out. Do not attempt to survive nuclear fall-out with a Gas Mask Bong as it may result in disappointment. Please do not partake or encourage the use of Gas Mask Bongs in areas of national concern such as museums, churches, government buildings and Fruit ‘n Veg stalls. Remember, Gas Mask Bongs are sold for legal purposes only, such as the smoking of tobacco or the ocular appreciation of a nice view. Please refrain from indulging in illegal activities such as regicide, bare thievery and general law breaking while enjoying a gas mask bong. Stay safe, stay at home, watch your TV, wear jeans and don’t question anything. Now there’s a good citizen.

6 thoughts on “Gas Mask Bongs”

  1. LOLL edit! “Gas Mask Bongs are the future of female facewear” haha the image above that is hilarious, is that chick naked in the middle, lmao! edit rocks!

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