England Goalkeeping Crisis Solved!

New England Goalkeeper Stakes His Claim

 

 

Where’s Peter Shilton gone? Come back David Seaman! All is nearly forgiven!

David James is too old, sketchy, unreliable and really not quite as good at catching a ball as England fans had once hoped. Ben Foster and Joe Hart are too young and inexperienced. And though they may get older, where exactly are they going to get their experience from? Carson and Green aren’t actually that good, are they? So are we now looking at the Watford and the Accrington Stanley keepers for the next inspiration? Well, never fear, England fans, because Paul Scholes is here! 

 

The referee chose to send off Paul Scholes for the handball rather than the studs in the chest
The referee chose to send off Paul Scholes for the handball rather than the studs in the chest
Further evidence of Paul Scholes' goalkeeping ability
Further evidence of Paul Scholes' goalkeeping ability
Scholes tries in vain to halve the risk of one of his random handballs by pretending he only has one hand
Scholes tries in vain to halve the risk of one of his random handballs by pretending he only has one hand
Scholes seriously threatens his chances of replacing Edwin Van der Sar by taking one on his chest
Scholes seriously threatens his chances of replacing Edwin Van der Sar by taking one on his chest

1 thought on “England Goalkeeping Crisis Solved!”

  1. LOL! Didnt he retire years ago? Aint he like about 5 foot 6? Then hes perfectly inadequate enough for the England goaly position!

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