Vince Ray T-Shirts & More

Vince Ray is an underground design legend, having designed album covers, t-shirts, guitars and belt buckles, even mugs and toilet seats. He fronts the raucous rockabilly band Vince Ray and the Boneshakers. His often gothic, decadent designs are always fused with rockabilly glam and dark humour. We have a limited selection of Vince Ray t-shirt designs and a veritable myriad of Vince Ray 2oz Tins, 1oz Tins and Small 1/2oz  Tins for you to stylishly stash your tobacco and accoutrements in. And why not dispense with your fear of the plunging trouser by selecting a Vince Ray designed metal belt buckle. See and buy more of Vince Ray’s work at www.vinceray.com

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Jacqui Smith: Busted For Porno

  Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has been caught with her trousers down after the cost of two pornographic films were discovered to have been claimed from her parliamentary expenses budget. Her husband, Richard Timney, has since admitted that it was he who had his trousers down. Mr Timney has issued what I would like to say is a groveling apology, but is rather less grovelly than one might have hoped. In fact, he seemed rather calm and unconcerned at the whole kerfuffle. It is not known at this time if he cracked one off before the press conference. Jacqui Smith’s Husband Apologises for his Government-paid Porn     Smith, a confessed former… Read More

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Coloured Weed Star Pre-Coolers

 A little smaller and dinkier than the Molino originals, these Coloured Weed Star Pre-Coolers have 14.5 size joints and feature a similar ‘hurricane’ colour pattern to the originals. Each 14.5 Weed Star Precooler comes with a chillum to fit.   Solid and sturdy, this coloured Weedstar Pre-cooler 18.8 will help cool and smooth out the smoke on its way into the water-pipe, providing you with not just a pretty pipe but a fantastic hit as well.   Check out the rest of the Weed Star Pre-Cooler and Ashcatcher range at this link: Weed Star Precoolers.

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Weed Star Pre-Coolers – Newton 1 & 2

These Weed Star Glass Pre-Coolers ‘Newton 1‘ & ‘Newton 2‘ have three holes in the chillum leading down from the bowl, which immediately diffuses the smoke before it even enters the water pipe, helping provide an extra smooth hit. Check out the rest of the Weed Star Pre-Cooler and Ashcatcher range at this link: Weed Star Precoolers

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Goonies Are Good Enough

Goonies Are Good Enough   Good Enough by Cyndi Lauper Here we are, hanging onto strains of greed and blues Break the chain then we break down Oh it’s not real if you don’t feel it Unspoken expectations Ideals you used to play with They’ve finally taken shape for us. What’s good enough for you Is good enough for me It’s good enough It’s good enough for me Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Now you’ll say You’re startin’ to feel the push and pull Of what could be and never can You mirror me stumblin’ through those…   …Old fashioned superstitions I find too hard to break Oh maybe you’re… Read More

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Busta Rhymes Presents the Gravity Vortex Bong

Busta Rhymes Presents the Gravity Vortex bong The Gravity Vortex Bong is the world’s first completely portable water-powered smoking system. This revolutionary device harnesses the naturally occurring power of gravity to displace water from one chamber to the other and as a result produce a thick cloud of smoke from any smokable substance. The Gravity Vortex Bong’s patented design filters smoke through water, creating an incredible smoking experience. Its durable body is perfect for parties, dorm rooms or outdoor adventures.     Visit GRAVITYVORTEX.com for more information and sexy fun. This product is for TOBACCO use only.

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New Wall Posters

EDIT knows you can get this kind of thing from Athena (is that place still going?) but they also thought well, why the hell not. It saves you having to carry the thing home, resisting all the way the urge to hold it like a sword and run people through like the filthy plebeians they are. It’s not the most extravagant Poster Range you’ve ever seen, but then this is hardly the most extravagant sentence you’ve ever read. EDIT are going to see if this kind of thing is popular with their remaining customers and if it is then they will get a load more different designs. Suggestions are welcome.… Read More

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England Goalkeeping Crisis Solved!

New England Goalkeeper Stakes His Claim     Where’s Peter Shilton gone? Come back David Seaman! All is nearly forgiven! David James is too old, sketchy, unreliable and really not quite as good at catching a ball as England fans had once hoped. Ben Foster and Joe Hart are too young and inexperienced. And though they may get older, where exactly are they going to get their experience from? Carson and Green aren’t actually that good, are they? So are we now looking at the Watford and the Accrington Stanley keepers for the next inspiration? Well, never fear, England fans, because Paul Scholes is here!   

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